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Archive name: (Fake.txt				text #2621
Authors name: Unknown
Story title : "THE FAKE DICK"

This story contains various sexual acts,  many of which are
unwise. If you think that story's about sex may offend you,
or you are under the age of 18, please delete this file now!
=============== a selection from Kristen's collection=======

I'd like to tell you about my lovely wife and the wonderful
relationship we have together.  I married Jeanne (the name I'll
use for her here) when she was 18.  We had both just graduated
from high school and hadn't had any sexual experiences outside of
the ones we had with each other.  Now, let me explain a little
about Jeanne's appearance.  She is 6'1" tall and weighs a solid
155 lbs.  There isn't an ounce of fat on her large figure.  She
has beautiful, long brown hair, bright green eyes, and a
curvaceous 44-26-38 shape.  Her breasts are large and firm at a
DD cup. 

Now, for the surprise! I have a slight build of 5"8" and weigh
the same as my wife.  It has always been awkward when Jeanne and
I dance. She wears flats and I wear boots with 2" heels.  Even
so, she is still taller than me, but that never bothered either
of us.  We have been in love with each other since we dated in
high school.

The main reason I'm writing you is to describe how our sexual
relationship has developed since we married.  Jeanne has very
strong sexual desires and loves to get screwed nearly every
night.  I am more than happy to accommodate her but it really
takes a lot of work on my part to satisfy her.  She has a very
large pussy. When she is bent over, the split between the lips of
her cunt measures a good 7" in length. I can hold her twat in my
hand and there's still plenty of meat left over. Jeanne doesn't
shave her pussy and she has a copious amount of soft brown pubic
hair covering her mound.  Now I don't have a large cock.  I don't
think I even measure up to average.  My member is 5" long when
fully erect and is about an inch in diameter.  That's where the
problem comes in. 

You see, Jeanne never once complained about my love making, but
every time we fuck I have to masturbate her clit while I slosh
around the outer regions of her cunt with my small dick.  She can
only climax if I stimulate her twat with furious rubbing of her
clit.  I've even tried anal intercourse but I could barely get
the head of my prick in her asshole passed her large firm ass

Well, one night after screwing my wife from behind while I rubbed
her clit to orgasm, I decided I would do something to enrich the
experience for Jeanne.  I told my wife that the next night I was
going to bring her a surprise and that she should be waiting for
me dressed in one of her sexiest negligees.  She gave me a
strange look but then smiled and said that it better be good.  I
told her I thought she would really enjoy it. At work, the next
day, I waited until lunch and approached Joe, one of my
coworkers.  I asked him if he would be willing to do me a big
favor.  Joe listened as I explained what I had in mind.  I asked
him if he would like to fuck my wife.  Well, Joe about choked on
the sandwich he was eating and asked me what in the hell I was
talking about.  I told him that I have seen the way he looks at
Jeanne when she visits me at work and I said that I didn't mind
other men looking at my lovely wife.  I said that I feel all the
more lucky every time a man eyes her as if she were naked. 

After a few more minutes of talk I convinced Joe that my
intentions were purely out of love for Jeanne and that I had no
other motive for asking him if he would like to fuck her.  I
explained to Joe about the less than adequate size of my dick and
the overabundant size of my wife's cunt.  Joe then became eager
to accommodate me in my request, but I warned him that Jeanne
knew nothing of what I was planning and that he wasn't to reveal
to her who he was while he screwed her.  I told him I would
arrange it so she didn't know who was giving it to her also.

Joe followed me home to our apartment and followed me up to our
front door. I told him to wait outside in the hall until I could
get Jeanne into the bedroom.  I could tell Joe was growing more
excited as his erection tented the front of his pants.  I picked
Joe for this adventure because I've seen his cock several
times while taking a leak in the men's room.  His dick is huge!
It is longer and bigger around when it's soft than my hard-on
ever will be.  Anyway, I opened my front door and walked in,
closing the door behind me.  My wife was sitting on the couch
wearing a sexy, blue teddy with a pair of matching lace panties. 
I could see her huge tits under the see-through material and my
dick became immediately hard.  I said I couldn't wait to give her
my surprise but she would have to wait in the bedroom for me.  As
Jeanne rose from the couch, she bent at the waist letting her
luscious jugs dangle for a instant.  I love the way they hang
from her when she bends forward!  As she walked to our bedroom,
she wiggled her big ass and looked over her shoulder at me,
giving me a big smile.  I told her I would be right there and
waited for her to disappear from view.  I quickly went to the
front door and let Joe in. I motioned for him to watch my wife
and I for a few minutes and then I would instruct him what to do
next.  As I entered the bedroom I closed the door behind me
except for a crack large enough for Joe to peer through. 

Jeanne was lying on the bed, on her side, and was slowly rubbing
the large sweep of her naked thigh.  I removed my clothes and
lay down beside her.  I lifted her heavy right tit and began
squeezing it through the nylon fabric of her teddy.  She closed
her eyes and purred as I kissed her full red lips.  I felt her
fingers completely circle my hard-on and she began to jack me
off.  I slid my hand up under her garment and fondled her hot
boobs.  I told my wife I wanted to bury my face in her big muff
and she moaned.  I directed her to get out of bed and lay across
the ottoman that was in front of the easy chair.  Jeanne released
my dick and got up from where we were lying.

My lovely wife walked to the ottoman and pulled her negligee over
and off her head as she walked. Her back was to the door and I
knew Joe was getting an eyeful.  Jeanne was now naked except for
the blue lace panties and her cunt hair was poking out from
beneath the legs of them. 

She got down on her knees and laid across the leather ottoman.  
Her jugs were hanging with the stiff nipples pointing at the
floor.  I moved up behind my wife and slowly pulled the panties
over her big ass and down her long legs until they stopped at the
floor.  I then moved her legs apart slightly and spread her ass
cheeks with both hands. I moved to the side of my wife's exposed
ass so Joe could get a clear view from his vantage point at the
door.  I moved back behind the awesome cunt and stuck my nose
right in the middle of it.  Jeanne let out a moan as I began
reaming the inside of her pussy lips with my tongue.  She was
moving her ass around on my face and covering it with her hot

She was begging me to fuck her. She said she couldn't wait any
longer.  I straightened up and wiped my face on the chair cushion
next to me.  I told my wife that I was going to get the surprise
I had promised her.  I said that part of the surprise required
for her to be blindfolded.  She was so hot by then that she just
moaned out saying, "anything .. anything!!" I grabbed the night
blinder she sometimes uses to go to sleep while I'm reading.  I
slipped it over her head and eye's and said I would be right
back. Jeanne was panting now and muttering, "hurry.. hurry up!!"
I ran to the door to get Joe and told him that I wanted him to
come into the room when he heard the music come on loud.  He was
shaking with anticipation and began pulling his clothes off.  I
ran back into the room and told my wife that I would give her
what she wanted in one second but I wanted to turn on some music. 
I turned the clock radio on and turned the volume up high.  I
didn't want Jeanne to here Joe come in or possibly his noises
while he serviced her.

Jeanne was waving her ass around in the air as the radio blasted.
Joe entered the room with his cock in his hand.  My God! it was
the most monstrous cock I had ever seen.  Even in those porno
flicks!  It looked as though it was at least 12" long and as big
around as Joe's wrist.  It seemed that he could probably have
used two hands to manage that awesome meat better.  Joe came up
behind my wife's ass and knelt down. I was busily running two
fingers in and out of Jeanne's slimy twat and she was grinding
her ass against my hand.  I pulled my fingers out of the big
gooey cunt and wiped my palm across it, scooping up a big glob of
the hot lubricant.  Then, without saying a word, wiped the
slippery stuff onto the shaft of Joe's cock. He looked at me and
I moved close to his ear and told him to stick his cock into
Jeanne's cunt.  Joe inched closer to the slick twat and I opened
the lips of it with my fingers. The giant dick moved into my wife
a couple of inches and she froze in the middle of rotating her
hot ass.  She yelled over the music, saying, "What the hell are
you putting in me?" I yelled back, "This is the surprise! Its..
its.. Oh! its one of those huge dildos they sell in the adult
shop! How do like it so far?" My blindfolded wife smiled and
said, "OH! YES! Put more of that thing in! UNH!" Joe inched in
about a third of his foot long meat and started gritting his
teeth.  Jeanne was moaning, "Yes! Yes! More.. more of it!" Joe
slid his knees closer to my wife's ass and drove another four
inches into her cunt.

Jeanne had 8" of Joe's crank in her and she was pushing back and
screaming, "Oh! GOD! That thing is fantastic! It feels so real!
OH! SHIT! Give me more.. MORE!!" Joe was now chewing on his lower
lip and grunting with every breath.  He leaned to me and said, "I
just can't take anymore of this!  I've got to start fucking or
I'll loose my mind!" I told him to hold on for a few more
seconds.  I yelled to Jeanne, "Would you like me to fuck this
thing in and out of that big cunt of yours baby?" She screamed
back to me, "Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck me with that fake dick! Fuck my
cunt with it!" I nodded to Joe and he grabbed his ass cheeks as
he forced the remaining third of his bat-like dick into my
tortured wife.  Jeanne started roaring when Joe began his pumping
thrusts in and out of her.  He was tossing his head from side to
side as he'd pull a full ten inches out of the drooling twat and
then drill it fully back in.

I could tell by the intermittent squeals that were emitting from
my wife's mouth that she was having one orgasm after another. 
Her whole torso was bouncing up and down on the ottoman she was
lying across.  Her huge tits were swinging wildly and slapping
against the leather beneath her.  My own cock was throbbing in
painful spasms and I yelled to Jeanne, "I'm going to put my dick
it that tight, brown asshole of yours baby!" I straddled her ass
and began easing my 5" dick into my wife's hot bung hole.  She
wasn't saying anything, anymore.  She was hanging her head and
rolling it from side to side.  Joe's pace of powerful thrusting
into Jeanne's cunt picked up.  I was fucking her ass like crazy. 
My wife's ass began contracting as she went through another
orgasm and I began spraying her colon with a tremendous
ejaculation of cum.  I was careful to pull my spent dick out of
Jeanne's ass without putting my hands on her.  As far as she
knew, I was still fucking a huge dildo in and out of her pussy. 
Joe looked to me and said he was going to cum.  I didn't know how
I could explain away a hot load of cum shooting out of a fake
dick, but I just shrugged my shoulders and nodded "OK" to Joe. 
He grit his teeth and pulled the entire 12" shaft out of Jeanne's
twat (I could see the head of it).  Then in one mighty shove, Joe
rammed the monster meat back into my wife.  Jeanne straightened
her back and threw her head back as she let out one long,
continuous scream.  Joe roared out a groan that I was sure my
wife could here and I saw his balls twitching with each
contraction of his ejaculation.  He pulled his cock from the well
fucked cunt and continued to empty his sperm onto my wife's soggy
twat.  Jeanne collapsed across the ottoman and I motioned for Joe
to leave before she could compose herself. 

I left the room to thank Joe for his excellent performance and he
made me promise that I would ask only him if I ever needed help
again.  I said that I didn't think there were too many men out
there with his qualifications and said good-bye.  When I returned
to the bedroom, Jeanne was removing her blindfold and rolled over
onto the floor, on her back.  She had her legs bent with her
knees in the air and she was smearing the goop running out of her
cunt all over her swollen pussy.  She looked at me and said, "Who
in the hell just got through fucking me? It was so fantastic!" I
said, "YOU KNEW?!" My wife was still smiling and said, "There's
no way any fake dick could have felt like the cock that was
giving it to me!  I could feel the throbbing veins along the
shaft!" She sighed, "I felt the balls slap my cunt as that
wonderful pole rammed into me! And I must have had a pint of that
guy's (whoever it was) cum injected into me when he came! Now,
who's cock was that?" I finally realized I couldn't carry the act
on anymore and told Jeanne that it was Joe from work.
     As my lovely wife began rubbing Joe's cum into her pussy
again, she looked to me and said, "Well let's not tell Joe that I
know it wasn't a fake dick crammed into me and we can do it
     I replied with, "Anything you say, dear, but remember next
time you may think it's Joe, but who knows, maybe I'll find
another `fake' cock to fuck you silly!"
     We both laughed and proceeded to suck and fuck each other
all over again.
WARNING: Unsafe sex in this day and age is just plain stupid.  This
story contains all sorts of unsafe sexual acts. This story is meant
to entertain not to be imitated. Please live in the real world, and
be careful with your body, you are issued only one in a lifetime.

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