author: tim4or5
title: Making It
summary: In the beginning there was sex.
keywords: filk, bibl, veg, best


Making It

I made a light and the light pleased me
so I fucked my light under yonder tree
and the light said, shine

I made a sky and the sky pleased me
so I fucked my sky under yonder tree
and the sky said, crack boom
and the light said, shine

I made a land and the land pleased me
so I fucked my land under yonder tree
and the land said, thud thud
and the sky said, crack boom
and the light said, shine

I made a sea and the sea pleased me
so I fucked my sea under yonder tree
and the sea said, splish splash
and the land said, thud thud
and the sky said, crack boom
and the light said, shine

I made a peach and the peach pleased me
so I fucked my peach under yonder tree
and the peach said, squish squish
and the sea said, splish splash
and the land said, thud thud
and the sky said, crack boom
and the light said, shine

I made a star and the star pleased me
so I fucked my star under yonder tree
and the star said, burn burn
and the peach said, squish squish
and the sea said, splish splash
and the land said, thud thud
and the sky said, crack boom
and the light said, shine

I made a moon and the moon pleased me
so I fucked my moon under yonder tree
and the moon said, dink dink
and the star said, burn burn
and the peach said, squish squish
and the sea said, splish splash
and the land said, thud thud
and the sky said, crack boom
and the light said, shine

I made a whale and the whale pleased me
so I fucked my whale under yonder tree
and the whale said, hump hump
and the moon said, dink dink
and the star said, burn burn
and the peach said, squish squish
and the sea said, splish splash
and the land said, thud thud
and the sky said, crack boom
and the light said, shine

I made a swan and the swan pleased me
so I fucked my swan under yonder tree
and the swan said, honk honk
and the whale said, hump hump
and the moon said, dink dink
and the star said, burn burn
and the peach said, squish squish
and the sea said, splish splash
and the land said, thud thud
and the sky said, crack boom
and the light said, shine

I made a cow and the cow pleased me
so I fucked my cow under yonder tree
and the cow said, moooo
and the swan said, honk honk
and the whale said, hump hump
and the moon said, dink dink
and the star said, burn burn
and the peach said, squish squish
and the sea said, splish splash
and the land said, thud thud
and the sky said, crack boom
and the light said, shine

I made a bug and the bug pleased me
so I fucked my bug under yonder tree
and the bug said, chirp chirp
and the cow said, moooo
and the swan said, honk honk
and the whale said, hump hump
and the moon said, dink dink
and the star said, burn burn
and the peach said, squish squish
and the sea said, splish splash
and the land said, thud thud
and the sky said, crack boom
and the light said, shine

I made a man and the man pleased me
so I fucked my man under yonder tree
and the man said, uhg uhg
and the bug said, chirp chirp
and the cow said, moooo
and the swan said, honk honk
and the whale said, hump hump
and the moon said, dink dink
and the star said, burn burn
and the peach said, squish squish
and the sea said, splish splash
and the land said, thud thud
and the sky said, crack boom
and the light said, shine

I made a girl and the girl pleased me
so I fucked my girl under yonder tree
and the girl said, oh god
and the man said, uhg uhg
and the bug said, chirp chirp
and the cow said, moooo
and the swan said, honk honk
and the whale said, hump hump
and the moon said, dink dink
and the star said, burn burn
and the peach said, squish squish
and the sea said, splish splash
and the land said, thud thud
and the sky said, crack boom
and the light said, shine


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