THE BURNING QUESTION  

Where do you live Aura lee?
Any answer you give is woe for me
 
For if you say you live near Yale
I might have to throw some Bail
 
If you do live close to me
It will be a problem Aura lee

If you say you live far from me, Aura lee 
Then we can only pet
Through the inter net

Don't mean to sound like a Lothario
But this is a no win scenario

But if the coin should land on its edge
That would get me out on the ledge

And if you do live close by
and are not lesbian, but bi

Then I can talk to Mary
and we three can get very, very


Poem by my own hand Lone Wolf