There's nothing like giving your imagination completely unfettered reign, with no constraints for taste or decency. When I'm exploring the impossible worlds that are hidden in the dark recesses of my brain, I do not stop for anything. Expect to find the wanton destruction of everyone from newborn to pensioner, completed with no respect for our human physiology, adorning these pages.

You probably won't like my stuff. It is, after all, written for the pleasure of a very limited audience - me. That does raise the question why I'm posting it. The answer is simple, vanity. (Also, I've spent bloody hours on all of this and, if there is anyone out there who would enjoy it, it seems a shame to deprive them.)

My thanks go out to those who run ASSTR. I've looked around and there doesn't appear to be anyone else out there brave enough to say 'All censorship of fiction is a mistake'.

If you want to rant at my depraved perversity, or, god help you, praise my work, feel free to reach out to me by e-mail. I'm not using the ASSTR contact form, as, for some reason, emails have stopped reaching me from there. All I would suggest is, don't try and correct my grammar - not unless you're feeling particularly brave.